I really wish we still had the gym equipment in Dacotah Hall gym, because I really want to start working out but I’m too self-conscious to go to the BC to work out with all of the athletes. What do you think I should do?
Trying to Get Fit
Dear Trying to Get Fit,
The students voted to remove that equipment and now we must all use the Barnett Center Gym. I think it’s great that you’re taking authority over your health and trying to get big muscles like Thunder. I want you to go to the Barnett and identify anyone that makes you feel self-conscious while you’re there and Thunder will take care of them personally. And, if all else fails, I will take you to Taco Bell drive thru at 2am, and we can have a good laugh about how athletes have to lift while we enjoy our Chalupas.
Thunder the Wolf
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